The last week has been pretty eventful! I had an unpleasant experience with a grass eating monster outside my window, I was pretty scared I can tell you which is a big thing for me to admit!! Her indoors found it funny if you can believe it! There I was sleeping peacefully on my cushion when the monster started shouting right outside my window, I ran as fast as I could to the other side of the room and put my tail between my legs to keep myself safe. Her indoors picked me up and took me back to where the monster was, I struggled as much as I could but she insisted I look at it, it had a Sri Lankan man attached to it and was eating grass like it was going out of fashion. I did feel a bit better after that, if it was eating the grass then hopefully it would not want to come and eat me!
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| Checking out the Monster. |
I have so many friends that I think I should share with you some of the fun times we have. Blondie is great but she is a bit rough sometimes and tries to dangle me upside down, people may think I have Fruit Bat in my blood but I prefer to stay the right way up if possible. Snake is a grumpy old man and will not play with me, instead he smiles at me if I get too close, I think it's a smile, anyway, he shows me all his lovely white teeth. My favourite playmate though is Chloe. Chloe and I have to play in secret because her indoors does not seem to understand the games that Chloe is teaching me. The “Knicker Game” is enormous fun! What you do is wait until her indoors is out of the room, then you jump as high as you can and grab a pair of knickers from the washing airer, you eat as much of them as you can before she comes back into the room, it is highly exciting and gets the adrenalin going!! The other really good one is the brush game, any brush will do, hairbrush, dustpan brush, toothbrush but the best is the toilet brush. Again, her indoors needs to sort out her attitude, Chloe and I were trying to have fun and play the toilet brush game at 5.30 in the morning - well it's cooler then and we were wide awake. We managed to carry it between us and were heading for under the bed when she woke up, we almost made it but she had to get out of bed and spoil it for us, meanie. We had to make do with eating the mosquito net instead. Chloe is trying to teach me a new game, flip flop eating. What you do is wait until they are talking and distracted, you check each one out to see if they are looking then you run like the wind with a flip flop, they do not want them anyway, they leave them on the floor. I take them to Chloe who is waiting inside, she pretends to be asleep to fool them, then we take them under the bed and fight for them!
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| Toilet brush game, Chloe left me to take the blame. |
A really horrid thing happened that I was not expecting. Her indoors took me downstairs to that clinic place, I was happy to see some of my friends in there, Hope and Princess barked at me a bit but I think I convinced them I was OK. I am a bit wary of that Hope though, she runs around in a shopping trolley and runs everyone over. Then the needle man turned up and before I could say “ouch” stuck a needle in me!! I shouted and shouted to no avail, they kept telling me it was for my own good and that I would feel better but I LIKE the moth eaten fur look, I think it suits me. I was pretty grumpy I can tell you and I know that one eyed kitten was laughing at me, she and her small puppy mate sitting smugly on their bed, Boris and Bridget with their sob stories about their poor start, ha, they think they are so cute and humble but I know once everyone has left them they are up to no good, climbing up the shelves and cages and throwing all the towels and rolls of paper on the floor.
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| Boris and Bridget, oh so smug. |
I am off for a holiday and I know I will not have time to send a postcard, I need time to relax after all the traumas of this past week. Take care and remember NOT to eat knickers whilst anyone is watching!!
Love and Licks,
Fing
xxx
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