Girls and other mysteries of Life (the missing bits)

I am ashamed to note how long it is since I have written, "Her Indoors" is to blame. She never sits still for long enough to help me with my typing. Well, so much to tell as always, life continues to be highly enjoyable with a few exceptions I may add. Several months ago now I was innocently eating a shoe when "Her Indoors", looking a bit sheepish, picked me up and took me to see the needle man. I prepared myself to be brave once more but the next thing I knew I had fallen fast asleep. When I woke up I felt very odd and sleepy. I did not like this so kept trying to get up and run away but strangely my legs were all wibbly and I could not do it. "Her Indoors" had to go out but I did not want to stay in my bed all alone. "Him Over There" offered to stay with me which made me feel a lot better and I went back to sleep then. Come to think of it so did he. When I woke up I felt much better and ready to continue in my normal fashion, however, I had the strangest feeling that I had left something behind in the needle mans room? You ever have that feeling, like you have forgotten something? I keep looking round but there is definately something missing. If anyone finds the missing bits can you let me know? Is all a big mystery.....

Why do I feel so funny??

Yet more dogs have taken over my house, Paws and Ivy, girls, huh! Paws came when she was very very small and had no mummy. Ivy said she sat in a puddle in the middle of the road and pretended to have a limp so that they would think she was injured and bring here here. She forgot that she did that though and stopped limping as soon as she knew she had a paw in the door. She is a very good actress and tells tales about me. Girls are very bossy, I do not think I like them very much, they get together and make life very hard sometimes, one minute they want to play and the next they change their minds without telling me, just bite my ears. Girls are very confusing, you know where you are with boys. Doc is not sure about them either although that is probably because his brain does not work, he is a good mate Doc but I do not think he is very clever.

Bossy women Paws and Ivy take over my life!

Brian does not live with us anymore, he got more and more sick so has gone to live in a kennel in the sky, "Her Indoors" cried a lot when he moved there so I ate some of her knickers to try and cheer her up. Where is sky? Is it in Sri Lanka?

MORE furry, purry, scary things came in. These ones were really small and looked like bats, I was not quite so scared of them at first but then they got bigger and chased me. No, I do not like these things. Please do not send me any more.

The ever present furry purry scary things.

I have discovered something very good, digging. It is very good fun and I do it as often as possible. I do not like having dirty feet though so I clean them on "Her Indoors" clothes. She does not like that very much. I wonder why she does not like joining in with the fun, I think it is because she does not have paws, I will try and get her some.
Well, I am going to carry on with lifes important jobs, digging.
See you soon, Love and Licks, FF xxx

Dig, Dig, Digging, wonder if I can dig to that England place?